That Guy (from Blood Brothers)

...apart from (Bm)those in my dreams and (E7)in magazines.

(E7)Just (A)look at his (F#m)hair.

His (A)hair's dark and (F#m)wavy.

It (A)just isn't (F#m)fair, mine's the (A)colour of (F#m)gravy.

Each (Bm)part of his face is in (E7)just the right place.

Is he (A)laughing at (F#m)me?

At my (A)nose, did he (F#m)notice I (A)should wear a (F#m)brace?

That I've (A)got (F#m)halitosis?

When (Bm)nature picked on me,

she chose (E7)to stick on me.

(A)Eyes that don't (F#m)match.

I've got ears (A)that stand out.

(F#m)She (A)picked the wrong (F#m)batch when she (A)handed mine (F#m)out.

And (Bm7)then she attacked me with (E7)permanent acne.

I (F#m)wish I was a (Faug)bit like,

wish that (E)I could score a (B7)hit like,

be (D)just a little (E)bit like (D6)that (A)guy,

(D6)that (A)guy.

I wish (F)that I could be like,

(B7)just a little less like me.

Like the (D)kind of guy I (A)see,

(E)like (D6)that (A)guy,

(D)that (A)guy.