Signs

And the (Am)sign said, (G)"Longhaired, freaky (D)people need not apply."

So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I (G)went in to ask him (A)why.

(Bm)He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young (G)man,

I think you'll do."

So I (D)took off my hat,

I said, (A)"Imagine that!

(G)Me working for you!"

Whoa. (D)Sign, sign, (C)ev'rywhere a (G)sign.

Blocking out the scen'ry, breaking my mind.

(D)Do this, don't do that.

Can't you read the sign?

(D)And the (G)sign said anybody caught 'ry tresypassing Come in,

would be shot on and sight.

But So I (A)jumped on round the fence and the yelled at the house,

"Hey! didn't have a penny to pay.

So to (Bm)put up a fence to keep me out or to (G)made up my own Na little sign.

I said, (A)God was here He'd tell you to your I'm alive (G)'Man,

you're some kind of (A)sinner!'"

(D)Sign, sign, (C)ev'rywhere a (G)sign.

Blocking out the scen'ry, breaking my mind.

(D)Do this, don't do that.

Can't you read the sign?

Now, (A)hey you, mister, can't you read?

You've (G)got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.

You can't even watch.

No, you can't eat.

You ain't supposed to (D)be here.

(C)Sign said you (G)got to have a membership (D7)card to get (G)inside.

(Dsus)And the (D)Sign, sign, (C)ev'rywhere a (G)sign.