Shall I Tell You What I Think Of You?

Your (Bb)servant!

Your servant!

Indeed I'm not your servant (although you give me less than servant's (Eb)pay).

I'm a free and independent (Cm7)(F7)(Bb)employé,

(F)(Bb)employee.

(Bb)Be cause I'm a woman, you think like ev'ry woman I have to be a slave or (Eb)concubine.

You conceited, selfindulgent (Cm7)(F7)liber (Bb)tine, (F)(Bb)liberee.

(Bb)Betine. (F)How I wish I'd (Abdim)called him that,

(Eb)right to his (D7)face!

(Gm)Libertine! And (C7)while we're on the (F)(Gm7)subject,

(Abdim)(F)sire, there are certain (Abdim)goings on (Eb)around this (D7)place,

(Gm)that I wish to (C7)tell you I do (F)not (Gm7)(Abdim)(F)admire.

I (Bb)do not like polygamy or (F)e ven mod'rate bigamy.

(I (Bb)realize that in your eyes that (F)clear ly makes a prig o' me.)

But (Bb)I am (F)from a (Bb)civilized (Am)land called (Dm)Wales,

where (F)men like you are (C7)kept in county (F)gaols!

In (Bb)your pursuit of pleasure, you have (F)mis tresses who treasure you.

(They (Bb)have no ken of other men (F)beside whom they can measure you.)

A (Bb)flock of (F)sheep and (Bb)you are the (Am)only (Dm)Wales,

where (F)men like you are (C7)kept in county (F)gaols!

In (Dm)ram.

No (Bb)wonder you're the (C7)wonder of (F)Siam!

The (A)children, the (E)children, I'll (A)not forget the (E)children,

no (A)matter where I go I'll always (Fdim7)see those (E7)little faces looking up at me.

Your Majesty.

Shall I (Dm7)tell you what I (G)think of you?

You're (C)spoiled!

You're a (Dm7)conscientious (G)worker, but you're (A)spoiled.

Giving (Dm7)credit (G7)where it's (Em7)due, (Am7)there is (Dm7)much I (G7)like in (Em7)you,

(Am7)but it's (Dm7)also (G7)very (Am)true (Dm7)that (G)you're (C)spoiled!

Ev'ry (Dm7)body's always (G)bowing to the (C)King!

(Dm7)Ev'rybody has to (G)grovel to the (A)King!

By your (Dm7)Buddha (G7)you are (Em7)blessed,

(Am7)by your (Dm7)ladies (G7)you're (Em7)caressed, (Am7)but the (Dm7)one who (G7)loves you (Am)best (Dm7)(is (G)the (C)spoiled!

Ev'ryKing!)

All that (F)bowing (C)and (F)kowtowing (C)to (F)remind you (C)of your (F)royalty I (D)find a (A)most (D)disgusting (A)(D)exhibition.

I (C)wouldn't (G)ask a (C)Siamese (G)cat to (C)(G)demonstrate his (C)loyalty by (E)taking (B)that (E)(B)ridiculous (E)position.

(F)How would you (C)like it if (F)you were a (C)man (D)playing the (A)part of a (D)toad?

(C)Crawling (G)around on your (C)elbows and (G)knees,

(E)eating the (B)dust in the (E)road!