Nothing Rhymed piano leadsheet with chords

If I give up the seat I've been saving to some elderly lady or man,

am I being a good boy,

am I your pride and joy,

mother? Please, if you're pleased, say I am.

And if, while in the course of my duty,

I perform an unfortunate take, would you punish me so,

unbelievably so?

Never again will I make that mistake.

This feeling inside me could never deny me the right to be wrong if I choose.

And this pleasure I get from,

say, winning a bet is to lose.

When I'm drinking my Bonaparte shandy,

eating more than enough apple pies,

will I glance at my screen and see real human beings starve to death right in front of my eyes?

Nothing old, nothing new, nothing ventured,

nothing gained, nothing stillborn or lost,

nothing further than proof, nothing wilder than youth,

nothing older than time, nothing sweeter than wine,

nothing physic'lly, recklessly, hopelessly blind, nothing I couldn't say,

nothing way, 'cos today nothing rhymed.

This feeling inside me could never deny me the right to be wrong if I choose.

And this pleasure I get from,

say, winning a bet is to lose.

rhymed.