Never Smile at a Crocodile piano leadsheet with chords

Never smile at a crocodile, no,

you can't get friendly with a crocodile.

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin,

he's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin.

Never smile at a crocodile, never tip your hat and stop to talk a while.

Never run, walk away, say "Goodnight" not "Good day!"

Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile.

You may very well be wellbred,

lots of etiquette in your head,

but there's always some special case,

time or place to forget etiquette.

Crocodile.