Mr. Mistoffelees

The greatest magicians have something to learn from Mister Mistoffelees (C7)Conjuring Turn.

(C)And you'll all say:

(F)Oh! Well, I (C)never.

Was there (Gm7)ever a (C7)cat so clever as (F)Magical Mister (Bb)Mistoffelees.

He is (F)quiet he is small he is (Ab)black,

from his (Bb)ears to the tip of his (F)tail.

er. He can (Ab)creep through the tiniest crack,

when he can walk on the narrowest rail.

He can (Bb)pick any card from a (Ab)pack,

he is (Db)equally cunning with (F)dice.

He is always all deceiving you in bodto believing that he's (Eb)only hunting for (C7)mice.

He can play any trick mag i with a cork,

Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste.

call If you look for a knife den or a fork

And you think it is merely misplaced;

You have (C)seen it one moment,

this and then it is gone but you (C7)find it next week tens lying out on the lawn.

And we all say:

(F)Oh! Well, I (C)never.

Was there (Gm7)ever a (C7)cat so clever as (F)Magical Mister (Bb)Mistoffelees.

(F)Oh! Well, I (C)never.

Was there (Gm7)ever a (C7)cat so clever as (F)Magical Mister (Bb)Mistoffelees.

(Dm)felees. My (F)Oh!

Well, I (C)never.

Was there (Gm7)ever a (C7)cat so clever as (F)Magical Mister (Bb)Mistoffelees.

(F)Oh! Well, I (C)never.

Was there (Gm7)ever a (C7)cat so clever as (F)Magical Mister (Bb)Mistoffelees.

felees. (C)And not long ago this phenomenal cat produced seven kittens right (C7)out of a hat!

(C)And we all say:

(F)Oh! Well, I (C)never.

Was there (Gm7)ever a (C7)cat so clever as (F)Magical Mister (Bb)Mistoffelees.

(F)Oh! Well, I (C)never.

Was there (Gm7)ever a (C7)cat so clever as (F)Magical Mister (Bb)Mistoffelees.

(Dm)felees.