Master Of The House (from Les Misérables) sing and play along

Master of the House, doling out the charm,

ready with a handshake and an open palm.

Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir,

customers appreciate a bonviveur!

Glad to do my friends a favour,

doesn't cost me to be nice.

But nothing gets you nothing, ev'rything has got a little price!

Master of the House, keeper of the zoo,

ready to relieve them of a sou,

or two.

Watering the wine, making up the weight,

picking up their knickknacks when they can't see straight.

Ev'rybody loves a landlord,

ev'rybody's bosom friend.

I do whatever pleases, Jesus!

Don't I bleed 'em in the end!