Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

(D)Things have come (B7)to a (Em7)pretty pass,

(A7)our (D)romance is growing (G9)flat, for (C#7)you like (F#9)this and the (B7)other while (D)I go for (E9)this (E7)and (A7)that.

(D)Goodness knows (B7)what the (Em7)end will be;

(A7)oh, I (D)don't know where I'm (G9)at.

It (A6)looks as if (Adim7)we (E7)two will never be (A6)one,

(Em7)something (A7)must be (D)done.

(G)You say eether and (Am7)I say eyether,

(G)you say neether and (Am7)I say nyther;

(G)eether, eyether, (C)neether,

(Cm)nyther, (G)let's call the (Em)whole thing (A)(D7)off!

(G)You like (Em)potato and (Am7)I like (D7)potahto,

(G)you like (Em)tomato and (Am7)I like (D7)tomahto;

(G)potato, potahto, (C)tomato, (Am7)tomahto!

(G)Let's (C)call the (D)whole (C)thing (G)off!

But oh!

(F#7)If we call the (Bm7)whole thing (E)off,

then (Am7)we must (D)part.

And (C#m7)oh!

(F#7)If we ever (Bm7)part, then (E7)that might (Am7)break my (D)heart!

So, if (G)you like (Em)pajamas and (Am7)I like (D)pajahmas,

(G)I'll wear (Em)pajamas and (Am7)give up (D)pajahmas.

(G)For we (G7)know we (C)need each other,

(Am7)So we (G)better (C)call the (G)calling (C)off,

(B)off. (E)(Am7)Let's (Bm)call the (C)whole (D)thing (G6)off!

(G)You say laughter and (Am7)I say lawfter,

(G)you say after and (Am7)I say awfter;

(G)laughter, lawfter, (C)after,

(Cm)awfter, (G)let's call the (Em)whole thing (A)(D7)off!

(G)You like (Em)vanilla and (Am7)I like (D7)vanella,

(G)you, (Em)sa's'parrilla and (Am7)I (D7)sa's'parella;

(G)vanilla, vanella, to (C)choc'late, to (Am7)strawb'ry!

(G)Let's (C)call the (D)whole (C)thing (G)off!

But oh!

(F#7)If we call the (Bm7)whole thing (E)off,

then (Am7)we must (D)part.

And (C#m7)oh!

(F#7)If we ever (Bm7)part, then (E7)that might (Am7)break my (D)heart!

So, if (G)you go for (Em)oysters and (Am7)I go for (D)ersters (G)I'll order (Em)oysters and (Am7)cancel the (D)ersters.

(G)For we (G7)know we (C)need each other,

(Am7)So we (G)better (C)call the (G)calling (C)off,