Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)

There's a (C)stranger in my bed,

there's a (Am7)pounding in my head,

glitter (Em)all over the room, pink (D)flamingos in the pool.

I smell (C)like a minibar, D.

J.'s (Am7)passed out in the yard,

Barbies (Em)on the barbeque.

This a (D)hickey or a bruise?

Pictures (C)of last night ended (Am)up online.

I'm screwed.

Oh, well.

It's a (C)blackedout blur, but I'm (Am)pretty sure it ruled.

Damn. (D)Last Friday night, yeah, we danced on (Am7)tabletops and we took too many (Em)shots,

think we kissed but I (D)forgot.

Last Friday night, yeah, we maxed our credit (Am7)cards then got kicked out of the (Em)bar,

so we hit the (D)boulevard.

Last Friday night, we went streaking in the (Am7)park,

skinnydipping in the (Em)dark, then had a ménage à (D)trois.

Last Friday night, yeah, I think we broke the (Am7)law,

always say we're gonna (Em)stopop.

Oh, whoa.

(D)This Friday night, do it all again.

This Friday night, do it all again.

Trying (C)to connect the dots, don't know (Am7)what to tell my boss,

think the (Em)city towed my car,

(D)chandelier is on the floor.

Ripped my (C)fav'rite party dress, warrants (Am7)out for my arrest,

think I (Em)need a ginger ale,

that was (D)such an epic fail.

Pictures (C)of last night ended (Am)up online.

I'm screwed.

Oh, well.

It's a (C)blackedout blur, but I'm (Am)pretty sure it ruled.

Damn. (D)Last Friday night, yeah, we danced on (Am7)tabletops and we took too many (Em)shots,

think we kissed but I (D)forgot.

Last Friday night, yeah, we maxed our credit (Am7)cards then got kicked out of the (Em)bar,

so we hit the (D)boulevard.

Last Friday night, we went streaking in the (Am7)park,

skinnydipping in the (Em)dark, then had a ménage à (D)trois.

Last Friday night, yeah, I think we broke the (Am7)law,

always say we're gonna (Em)stopop.