Kidnap the Sandy Claws sing and play along

Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws?

I wanna do it!

Let's draw straws.

Jack said we should work together.

Three of a kind, birds of a feather,

now and forever!

La, la, la, la, la, la.

La, la, la, la, la.

La, la, la, la, la, la.

La, la, la, la, la.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight.

Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights.

First we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait.

When he comes asniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate.

Wait! I've got a better plan to catch this big red lobster man.

Let's pop him in a boiling pot and when he's done we'll butter him up!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box.

Bury him for ninety years, then see if he talks.

Then Mister Oogie Boogie Man

can take the whole thing over then.

He'll be so pleased, I do declare,

that he will cook him rare!

Wheee!

I say that we take a cannon,

aim it at his door, and then knock three times,

and when he answers, Sandy Claws will be no more.

You're so stupid, think now.

If we blow him up to smithereens,

we may lose some pieces and then Jack will beat us black and green.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag.

Throw him in the ocean, then see if he is sad.

Because Mister Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around.

If I were on his Boogie list,

I'd get out of town!

He'll be so pleased by our success

that he'll reward us too, I'll bet.

Perhaps he'll make his special brew

of snake and spider stew.

Ummm! We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride.

We do our best to please him and stay on his good side.

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.

I'm not the dumb one!

You're no fun.

Shut up!

Make me!

I've got something.

Listen now, this one is real good,

you'll see.

We'll send a present to his door.

Upon there'll be a note to read.

Now, in the box we'll wait and hide until his curiosity entices him to look inside.

And then we'll have him, one,

two, three!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick.

Lock him up for ninety years,

see what makes him tick.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits.

Mister Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see.

Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key.