I've Got A Dream

I'm (F)malicious, mean, and scary.

My (Bb)sneer could curdle dairy, and (Dm)violencewise,

my (G)hands are not the (C)cleanest.

But (F)despite my evil look and my (Bb)temper and my (Bm)hook,

I've (C)always yearned to be a concert (F)pianist.

Can't you (Am)see me on the stage performing (Dm)Mozart,

(G)tickling the iv'ries 'til they (Gdim)gleam?

(C)Yep, I'd (F)rather be called deadly for my (Bb)killer showtune (Bm)medley.

Thank you!

'Cause (C)way down deep inside, I've got a (F)dream.

He's got a (Bb)dream, he's got a (F)dream.

See, I (Am)ain't as cruel and (Dm)vicious as I (Gm)seem.

(C)Though I (F)do like breaking femurs,

you could (Bb)count me with the (Bm)dreamers.

Like (C)ev'rybody else, I've got a (F)Na na na (Bb)na na (C)na na (F)na na (G)na na (C)na.

I've got (Bb)lover, not a (Db7)fighter,

'cause (C)way down deep inside, I've got a (F)dream.

I've got a (Bb)dream, I've got a (F)dream,

and I (Am)know one day (Dm)romance will reign (Gm)supreme!

(C)Though my (F)face leaves people screaming,

there's a (Bb)child behind it dreaming.

Like (C)ev'rybody else, I've got a (F)dream.

(Am)Tor would like to quit and be a (Bb)florist.

(F)Gunther does interior design.

(Am)Ulf is into mime, Atlila's (Dm)cupcakes are sublime.

(G)Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows,

and Vladimir collects ceramic (C)unicorns.

I have (F)dreams like you, no,

really! Just (Bb)much less touchy feely.

They (F)mainly happen (G)somewhere warm and (C)sunny on an (F)island that I (Eb)own,

tanned and (Bb)rested and (Bm)alone,

(C)surrounded by enormous piles of (F)money.

I've got a (Bb)dream, I've got a (F)dream.

I just (Am)want to see the (Dm)floating lanterns (C)gleam.

And with (F)ev'ry passing hour, I'm so (Bb)glad I left my (Bm)tower.

Like (C)all you lovely folks, I've got a (F)dream.

She's got a (Bb)dream, we've got a (F)dream.

So our (Am)diff'rences ain't (Dm)really that (Gm)extreme,

we're one big (C)team.

Call us (F)brutal, sick, sadistic, and (Bb)grotesquely (Bdim)optimistic.