Ironic sing and play along

An old It man turned ninetyeight.

He won the lottery case and died the next day.

He It's a black whole fly when in your Chardonnay,

and it's a death row pardon thought,

two minutes too late.

Isn't it ironic...

don't you think?

It's like rain

on your wedding day.

It's the free ride

when you've already paid.

It's the good advice

that you just didn't take.

And who would have thought...

it figures.

Mister Play fic Safe was afraid to

He packed his suiting" y sign and kissed his kids good

He waited his thou damn when all to take that flight,

and as the plane crashed down,

he thought, "Well, isn't that nice?"

Isn't it ironic...

don't you think?

It's like rain

on your wedding day.

It's the free ride

when you've already paid.

It's the good advice

that you just didn't take.

And who would have thought...

it figures.

Mister ures.

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think ev'rything's O.

K. and ev'rything's going right.

And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think ev'rything's gone wrong and ev'rything blows up in your face.

A meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife.

And isn't it ironic,

don't you think?

A little too ironic,

and yeah, I really do think it's like rain

on your wedding day.

It's the free ride

when you've already paid.

It's the good advice

that you just didn't take.

And who would have thought...

it figures.

And you know life has a funny way of sneaking up on you.

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out,

helping you out.