If I Were A Bell sing and play along

Ask me how do I feel,

ask me now that we're cosy and clinging;

well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing.

From the moment we kissed tonite,

that's the way I've just got to behave,

boy, if I were a lamp I'd light,

or if I were a banner I'd wave.

Ask me how do I feel,

little me with my quiet upbringing;

well, sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging.

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring;

or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning;

well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning.

Yes, I knew my morale would crack from the wonderful way that you looked,

boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,

or if I were a goose I'd be cooked.

Ask me how do I feel,

ask me now that we're fondly caressing;

Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing.

Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring;

or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.

Ask me ding.