If I Only Had A Brain sing and play along

I could wile away the hours tle when conferrin' with the flowers,

consultin' with the rain.

And my head, I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for any individdle in trouble or in pain.

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln,

if I only had a brain.

Oh, ture I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore.

I could think of things I never thunk before,

and then I'd sit

and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin' my head all full of stuffin' my heart all full of pain.

And perhaps I'd deserve you and be even worthy erv you,

if I only had a brain.

When a man's an empty ketsy,

when he should be on his mettle and yet I'm torn apart.

Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kinda human if I only had a heart.

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle and awful sentimental regarding love and art.

I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boy that shoots the arrows,

if I only had a heart.

Oh, ture me a balcony, above a voice sings low,

"Wherefore art the thou, I Roer me beo?"

I hear a beat.

and How some sweet!

Just to register emotion, who's jealousy,

devotion, and really feel the part,

I would stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper,

if I only had a heart.

Life is