I Wanna Be A Producer

Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy,

unhappy, (Bb7)unhappy, (Asus)very, very, very, very,

(A)very, very, very, (Dm)unhappy.

(A7)Oh, I (Dm(maj7))debits all de mornin' and I (Dm6)credits all de evenin' (C9)until dem ledgers be (F)right.

(Bbmaj7)Until (Dm)them (Gm7)ledgers (C9)be (D)right.

(D)I spend my life (Em7)accounting with (A7)figures and (D)such.

To what is my life (Em7)amounting?

It (A7)figures not (D7)much.

(A)I have a secret (Bm)desire (A7)hiding deep in my (D7)soul.

(F#)It sets my heart (Bm)afire

(Bm7)to see me (E7)in this (Em7)role.

(Abmaj7)I wanna be a (Ab6)producer (Ab)with a (Bb7)hit show on Broadway.

(Bbm(maj7))I wanna be a (Bbm7)producer, (Bbm6)lunch at (Eb7)Sardis ev'ry day.

(Abmaj7)I wanna be a (Ab6)producer, (Ab)sport a (F7)top hat and a (Bbm)cane.

(Dbm6)I wanna be a (F7)producer and drive those (Eb13)chorus girls (E7)insane.

(A)I wanna (Amaj7)be a (A6)producer (A)and (B7)sleep until half past two.

(Bm7)I wanna (Bm(maj7))be a (Bm7)producer (Bm6)and say (E7)you you you not (E7#5)you.

(A)I wanna (Amaj7)be a (A6)producer, (A)wear a (F#)tux on (Fdim7)(F#7)op'ning (Bm)nights.

(Dm6)I wanna be a (F#7)producer and see my (E13)name,

Leo Bloom in (A6)lights.

I wanna (D7)be!

(Ddim7)I wanna be!

(D7)I wanna be the (C#dim7)greatest, (D7)grandest (C#dim7)and most (Am)(Bm)fabulous (Am)producer (D)in the (Ab6)He wants to be a producer,

he's gotta (Bb7)dine with a duchess and a (Bb13)duke.

I (Bbm)just gotta be a (Bbm7)producer,

drink (Eb7)champagne (Bb7)(Bbm7)until I puke.

(Ab)I wanna be a producer,

(F7)show the world just (Eb)what (F7)I've (Bbm6)got.

I'm gonna (Bbm)put on shows that (Dbm(maj7))will (Dbm6)enthrall 'em.

(Ab)Read my name in (F7)Winchell's column.

(Bbm13)I wanna be a (Db)producer

(Db)'cause it's (Eb13)ev'rything I'm (G#m)not.

Unhappy, (E7)unhappy, so unhappy, (D#)very, very,

very, very, very, very, very, very