I Don't Dance

Hey, oh!

Play ball!

(Dm)Hey, hey, (Em)whoo!

(Am)(Hey, batter, batter, hey, batter, batter,

swing.) I've got to just do my thing.

(Hey, batter, batter, hey, batter, batter,

swing.)

(Am)I'll show you that it's one in the same:

baseball, dancing, same your game.

It's (F)easy:

step up to the (Em)plate,

start swingin'.

I (Am)wanna play ball now, and that's all.

This is what I do.

you bet It ain't no dance that you can (F)show me.

I'll show you (Dm)how I swing.

(Em)You'll never know

(F)if you never try.

There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time,

(G)yeah. (Come on!)

I don't dance.

(I know you can.)

Not a chance.

(If I could do this, well,

you could do that.)

But (Dm)I don't (Em)dance.

(Hit it out of the park.)

I don't dance.

(I say you can.)

There's not a chance.

Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.)

(Dm)I don't (Em)dance, no.

(Am)(Hey, batter, batter, hey, batter, batter,

swing.) I've got to just do my thing.

(Hey, batter, batter, hey, batter, batter,

(Dm)swing.)

(Am)Twosteppin', now you're up in to bat.

Bases loaded, do your dance.

It's (F)easy:

step Take your best (Em)shot,