How Bad Can I Be sing and play along

How baaaad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes nat'rally.

How baaaad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny.

How baaaad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes nat'rally.

How baaaad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle in nature (Principle in nature.)

that almost ev'ry creature knows,

called "survival of the fittest," (Survival of the fittest.)

and check it;

this is how it goes:

The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight and claw and bite and punch,

and the animal that doesn't, well,

the animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lululululunch.

(Munchmunchmunchmunchmunch.) I'm just sayin'!

How baaaad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes nat'rally.

How baaaad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny.

How baaaad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes nat'rally.

How baaaad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle in nature (Principle in nature.)

that almost ev'ry creature knows,

called "survival of the fittest," (Survival of the fittest.)

and check it;

this is how it goes:

The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight and claw and bite and punch,

and the animal that doesn't, well,

the animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lululululunch.

(Munchmunchmunchmunchmunch.) I'm just sayin'!

How bad can I possibly be?

(Ahh!) There's a principle in business (Principle in business.)

that ev'rybody knows is sound.

It says the people with the money (People with the money.)

make this ever lovin' world go 'round.

So I'm biggerin' my company, I'm biggerin' my factory,

I'm biggerin' my corp'rate sign.

(Bigger, bigger, bigger, Ev'rybody out there,

you take care of yours, and me,

I'll take care of mine, mine,

mine, mine, mine.

(Shake that bottom line.)

Let me hear you say, "Smogulous smoke!"

(Smogulous smoke.)

"Schloppity schlopp!"

(Schloppity schlopp.)

Complain all you want;

it's never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop.

(Stop!) Come on, how bad can I possibly be?

How baaaad can I be?

(I'm just building the economy.)

How baaaad can I be?

(Just look at me pettin' this puppy.)

How baaaad can I be?

(A portion of proceeds goes to chari How baaaad can I be?

(How bad could I possibly be?

Let's see.)

How (Buy, aaad sell, I be?

(All the trade, tomers are squash.)

ing,...) How (Pork, aaad fat, I be?

(...and the cut, ey's multiply smash.)

ing!) How (Gold, aaad yen, I be?

(...And the mark, R.

people are pound.)

ing,...) How (Short, aaad coal, I be?

(...and the oil, yers are de war.)

ing!) How (Buy, aaad sell, I be?

(Who cares trade, if a few trees are squash.)

ing?) How (Pork, aaad fat, we be?

(This is cut, so grati smash.)

ing!) How bad, how bad can this possibly be?