He Is Not Dead Yet

I am (C)not dead yet, I can (G7)dance and I can sing.

I am not dead yet, I can (C)do the Highland Fling.

I am not dead yet, no (F)need to go to bed.

No (G)need to call a (G7)doctor,

'cause I'm (C)not (F)yet (C)dead.

He is not yet dead, that's can (G7)what the geezer said.

Oh, he's not yet dead, that can (C)man is off his head.

He is not yet dead.

no (F)Put him back in bed.

No (G)Keep him off the (G7)cart because he's (C)not (F)yet (C)dead.

He is not (F)yet (C)dead.

Well, (C)now he's dead.

You (G7)whacked him on the head.

Sure, now he's dead.

It (C)makes me just see red.

You are such a brute to (F)murder that old coot.

You (G)homicidal (G7)bastard, now he's (C)(F)really (C)dead.

Who is the knave who put him in his grave and who needs to manage his anger?

My (F)name is (C7)Lancelot.

I'm big and strong and (F)hot.

Occasionally I (C7)do some things that I should (F)not.

I (G)want to be a (C)knight but (G)I don't like to (C)fight.

I'm (G)rather scared I (C)may

(D7)simply run (G)away.

(Eb7)I'll be (Ab)right with you, Robin,

(Eb7)through and through and through.

So, stick with me and I'll (Ab)show you what to do.

We'll remain good chums.

You can (Db)teach me how to (Ddim)dance.

We're (Eb7)going to enlist.

I'm Robin (Ab)and (Db)I'm (Ab)Lance.

(E7)Oh, we're (A)off to war (E7)because we're not yet dead.

We will all enlist as the (A)Knights that Arthur led.

I am coming, too.

My (D)name will be Sir (D#dim)Fred.

(E7)I'll be your musician 'cause I'm (A)not (D)yet (A)dead.

(D7)No, we're (G)not yet dead.

To (D7)Camelot we go to enlist instead,

to (G)try and make some dough.

And so, although we (C)should have stayed in bed,