Hair

She asks me (Abmaj7)why, (Cm)I'm just a (Eb)hairy guy.

(Cm)I'm hairy (Ab)noon and night, (Cm)Hair that's a (Eb)fright.

(Gm)I'm hairy (Eb)high and low, (Gm)Don't ask me (Bb)why,

don't know.

(Gm)It's not for (Eb)lack of bread,

(Gm)Like the Grateful (Bb)Dead.

Darlin', (Cm)give me a head with (Ab)hair,

(Cm)Long beautiful (Eb)hair,

(Cm)Shining, (Ab)gleaming, (Cm)steaming, flaxen, (Eb)waxen, (Gm)Give me down to (Eb)there hair,

(Gm)Shoulder length or (Bb)longer, (Gm)Here, baby,

there, (Eb)momma, (Gm)ev'rywhere, (Bb7)daddy, daddy.

(Cm)Hair, hair, (Ab)hair, hair, hair, (Cm)hair,

hair, hair.

(Eb)Flow it, (Bb7)show it,

(Eb7)long (Ab)as God can (Bb7)grow it,

my (Eb)hair.

(Bb11)Let it (Cm)fly in the (Ab)breeze and get (Cm)caught in the (Eb)trees,

Give a (Cm)home to the (Ab)fleas in my (Cm)hair,

(Eb)A (Gm)home for (Eb)fleas, (yeah) a (Gm)hive for (Bb)bees,

(yeah) a (Gm)nest for birds, There (Eb)ain't no words for the (Gm)beauty,

the splendor, the (Bb7)wonder of my (Cm)Hair,

hair, (Ab)hair, hair, hair, (Cm)hair, hair hair.

(Eb)Flow it, (Bb7)show it,

(Eb7)long (Ab)as God can (Bb11)grow it,

(Bb7)my (Eb)hair.

(Bb11)I want it (Dm)long, straight, (G7)curly,

fuzzy, (Dm)snaggy, shaggy, (G7)ratty, matty, (Gm)oily,

greasy, (Cm)fleecy, shining, (Gm)gleaming, steaming, (Cm)flaxen,

waxen, (Cm7)knotted, polka (F7)dotted,

(Cm7)Twisted, beaded, (F7)braided,

(Cm)powdered, flowered (F7)and confettied, (Cm)bangled, tangled,

(F7)spangled and (Bb7)spaghettied.

They'll be (Cm)ga ga at the (Ab)go go when they (Cm)see me in my (Eb)toga,

My (Cm)toga made of (Ab)blond, (Cm)brilliantined,

biblical (Eb)hair.

My (Gm)hair like Jesus (Eb)wore it,

(Gm)Hallelujah, I (Bb)adore it, (Gm)Hallelujah;

Mary (Eb)loved her son, (Gm)why don't my (Bb7)mother love me?

(Cm)Hair, hair, (Ab)hair, hair, hair, (Cm)hair,

hair, (Eb)hair.