Goodbye Earl

(C5)Mary Anne and Wanda were the (F5)best of friends all through their high school days.

(C5)Both members of the (F5)4H Club both active in the (G5)F F A.

(C)After graduation Mary (F)Anne went out lookin' for a bright new world.

(C)Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl.

Well, it wasn't two weeks after (F)she got married that Wanda started gettin' abused.

(G)She put on (C)dark glasses and (F)longsleeved blouses and makeup to (G)cover a bruise.

Well, she (C)fin'lly got the nerve to file for divorce.

mer and She the law ed take it from there.

(F)But Earl (C)walked right through that restraining order and put her in (G)intensive care.

Right (Am)away Mary Anne flew a (G)in from Atlanta on a (F)redeye midnight flight.

She held (Am)Wanda's see hand as they worked out a plan and it didn't take 'em long to decide that Earl had to (C)die.

(Na na na na (F)na (C)na.)

Goodbye, Earl.

Those blackeyed peas?

(Na na na na (F)na.)

They tasted (C)alright to me,

Earl. You're feelin' weak?

(Na na na na (F)na.)

Why don't you (C)lay down and sleep,

Earl? Ain't it dark, (Na na na na (F)na.)

wrapped (C)up in that (G)tarp,

Earl? (Na na na.)

(F)The (C)cops came by to bring Earl in,

they searched the house high and low.

(G)Then they tipped their hats and said,

"Thankyou, ladies.

If you hear from him, let us know."

(C)Well, the die.

(Na na na na (F)na (C)na.)

Goodbye, Earl.

We need a break.

(F)Let's go (C)out to the lake,

Earl. We'll pack a lunch, (Na na na na (F)na.)

and stuff (C)you in the trunk,

Earl. Well, is that alright?

(Na na na na.)

(F)Good! Let's (C)go for a ride,

Earl. Hey!

(Na na na na (F)na (C)na (G)na.)

(F)Well, hey hey hey.