Friend Like Me

Well Ali (A7)Baba had them (Dm)forty thieves.

Sche (A7)herazade had a thousand (Dm)tales.

But, master, (A7)you in luck 'cause (Dm)up your sleeves you got a (E7)brand of magic never (A7)fails.

You got some power in your (Dm)corner now,

some heavy (A7)ammunition in your (Dm)camp.

You got some (A7)punch, pizazz, (Dm)yahoo and how.

See, all you (E7)gotta do is rub that (A7)lamp.

And I'll say

(Dm)Mister (Bb7)Aladdin (A7)sir,

what (Dm)will your pleasure (A7)be?

Let me (F)take your (F7)order, (Bb)jot it (Db7)down.

You ain't (F)never had a (A7)friend like (D5)me.

No (Bb7)no (A7)no.

(Dm)Life is your (Bb7)(A7)restaurant and (Dm)I'm (C#aug)your (Fm6)maitre (Bb13)d.'

C'mon (F)whisper what it (Bb)is you want.

You ain't (F)never had a (A7)friend like (Dm)me.

Yes, sir, we (Bb7)pride ourselves on service.

You're the (Dm)boss, the (A7)king, the (Dm)shah.

Say (Bb13)what you wish.

It's yours!

True dish how 'bout a (Gm)little more (A7)baklava?

(Dm)Have some of (Bb7)column (A7)"A."

Try (Dm)all of column (A7)"B."

I'm (F)in the mood to (Bb)help you,

(Db7)dude, you ain't (F)never had a (A7)friend like (Dm)me.

(Dm)Waahah. (Bb7)Oh (A7)my.

(Dm)Waahah. (Bb7)No (A7)no.

(Dm)Waahah. (Bb7)Na na (A7)na.

(Dm)Can your friends do (D5)this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull (F5)this

(F7)out their (G7)(G#7)little (A7)(Bm7)hat?

(Cdim)Can your (A7)friends go (Dm)poof!

Well, looky here.

Can your friends go (Bm7)abracadabra, (Cm)let 'er (A7)rip and then make the sucker (D7)disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed,

(Gm)buggy eyed.

I'm here to (D7)answer all your midday (Gm)prayers.

You got me (D7)bonafide (Gm)certified.

You got a (A7)genie for your chargé (D7)d'affaires.