Fake Plastic Trees

Her green plastic watering can

for her fake Chinese (C#m)rubber plant in fake plasbles tic (Dsus2)earth

(A)that she bought from a rubber (Asus)man

(Dmaj9)in a town full of (C#m)rubber plans but grav to get rid

of itself.

(A)It wears her out,

it wears her out,

it wears her (Bm11)out,

it wears her out.

(A)She lives with a broken ing can

for a cracked (C#m)polystyrene man

who just crumbles and (Dsus2)burns.

(A)that He used to do (Asus)surgery

(Dmaj9)in for girls in the (C#m)eightber ies,

but grav ity al

of itways

(A)It wears him out,

it wears him out,

it wears him (Bm11)out,

it wears her out.

(Bm11)it wears...

(Bm11)She looks like the real (Asus)thing,

(Dmaj9)she tastes like the real (C#m)thing,

my fake plastic love.

(A)But I can't help the feeling

(Dmaj9)I could blow through the (C#m)ceiling

if I just turn and (Dsus2)run.

And it wears me out,

it wears me out,

it wears me (Bm11)out,

it wears me out.

(Amaj7)And if I could be who you wanted,

if I could be (Asus)who you (A)wanted

(C#m)all the time,

all the (Asus)time,

ah, (A)ah, ah.