Fairytale

Cinderella's on her (Em7)bedroom floor.

She's got (G)a crush on a guy at the (Bm)liquor store

(A)'cause Mister Charming don't come (Em7)home anymore,

and she (G)forgets why she came (D)here.

(A)Sleeping Beauty's in a (Em7)foul mood.

For shame, she says, (G)"None for you,

dear prince;

I'm (Bm)tired (A)today.

I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you (G)keep me from (D)dreaming."

'Cause (G)I (F#sus4)don't care (A)for your (G)(F#sus4)fairy tales.

(A)You're so (G)worried 'bout the (F#sus4)maiden,

though you (Bm)know she's only (A)waiting on the (G)next (F#sus4)best thing.

(Dsus2)Next best thing.

(A)Snow White is doing (Em7)dishes again 'cause what (G)else can you do with seven itty bitty men?

(A)Sends them to bed and she (Em7)call up a friend;

says, "Would you (G)meet me at (D)midnight?"

Oh. The tall blonde lets out a (Em7)cry of despair;

says, "Would have (G)cut it myself if I knew (Bm)men could climb hair.

I'll have to find another (Em7)tower somewhere and keep (G)away from the (D)windows."

'Cause (Dsus2)(D)Once upon a (A)time in a (D5)faraway kingdom,

man (Bm)made up a (A)story, said that (D5)I should believe him.

Go and tell your (A)white knight that he's (D5)handsome in (Esus4)(E)hindsight,

but (G)I don't want the next best thing.

So I sing and (A)hold my (Dsus2)head down and I (A)break

these (Dsus2)walls 'round me.

Can't take (A)no more

of your (G)fairytale love.

I (F#sus4)don't care (A)for your (G)(F#sus4)fairy tales.

(A)You're so (G)worried 'bout the (F#sus4)maiden,

though you (Bm)know she's only (A)waiting on the (G)next (F#sus4)best thing.

(G)I (F#sus4)don't care.

(G)I (F#sus4)don't care.

(A)You (G)worry 'bout the (F#sus4)maiden, though you (Bm)know she's (A)only waiting.

Spent her (Dsus2)whole life being graded on the (Bm)sanctity (A)of patience and a (Dsus2)dumb appreciation.

But the (Bm)story needs (A)some mending and a (Dsus2)better happy (E)ending 'cause (G)I don't want the next best thing.

No, no, I don't want the next best (Bm)thing.