Drop Dead

(Ab)I know that the bar closes at (Db)eleven,

(Eb)but (Ab)I hope you never finish that beer.

(Ab)You know all the words to "Just Like (Db)Heaven,"

and (Eb)I know why he wrote them now that you're standing right here.

Oh, (Ab)one night I was bored in bed and (Db)stalked you on the (Eb)internet.

It's (Ab)feminine intuition, 'cause I (Db)always had a vision of us (Eb)standing like this.

All (Ab)pressed up in the bathroom line,

you're (Db)looking like an angel on the (Eb)walls of Versailles.

The (Ab)most alive I've ever been,

but (Db)kiss me and I (Eb)might drop dead.

(Ab)And I feel like I might throw up:

left hook, right punch to the gut.

(Db2)You're so, so pretty, boy.

I'm (Eb)paranoid I made you up.

(Ab)Yeah, I'd love it if you walked me home,

if you promised, we could go real slow.

(Db2)'Cause I got chewing gum and a (Eb)bunch of stuff I'd like to know.

Like, (Ab)have you ever been to Japan or taken that Eurostar to France?

(Db2)I've been droppin' hints all night that I'd (Eb)love if you held my hand,

goddamn! (Ab)And then maybe we could makemakeout,

clothes off and fall to the ground.

(Db2)Let's go steady, let's go out,

and tell the whole damn world how (Eb)might...

(Ab)Pisces and a Gemini, but I (Db)think we might go really (Eb)nice together.

(Ab)If you let me stay the night,

well, I (Db)think I might just have to (Eb)stay forever.

(Ab)Pisces and a Gemini, but I (Db)think we might go really (Eb)nice together.

(Fm7)If you let me stay the night,

well, I (Db)think I might just have to (Eb)stay forever.

(Ab)One night I was bored in bed and (Db)stalked you on the (Eb)internet.

It's (Ab)feminine intuition, 'cause I (Db)always had a vision of us (Eb)standing like this.

All (Ab)pressed up in the bathroom line,

you're (Db)looking like an angel on the (Eb)walls of Versailles.

The (Ab)most alive I've ever been,

but (Db)kiss me and I (Eb)might,

(Db)kiss me and I (Eb)might,

(Db)kiss me and I (Eb)might drop dead.