Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

(D)If you're (E)having trouble with the high school head,

he's giving you the blues.

You want to graduate but not in his bed,

here's what you've got to do:

Pick up the phone, I'm always home,

call make me anytime.

(D5)Just ring:

(E)(D5)(E)threesixtwofourthreesix, (D5)hey, (E)I lead a life (D5)of crime.

(A)Dirty deeds done (G)dirt (A)cheap.

(E5)Dirty deeds done (D5)dirt (E5)cheap.

(A)Dirty deeds done (G)dirt (A)cheap.

(E5)Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

(E)You've got problems in your life of love,

you've got a broken heart.

He's doubledealing with but your best his friend,

that's when the teardrops start.

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone.

Or make a social call.

(D5)Just (E)Come right in, (D5)forget (E)about (D5)(E)him,

we'll have ourselves (D5)a ball.

(A)Dirty deeds done (G)dirt (A)cheap.

(E5)Dirty deeds done (D5)dirt (E5)cheap.

(A)Dirty deeds done (G)dirt (A)cheap.

(E5)Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

(D)done dirt cheap.

(D)You've (E)got a lady and you want her gone but you ain't got the guts.

She keeps nagging at you night and day,

enough to drive you nuts.

Pick up the phone, leave her alone,

it's time you made a stand.

For a fee, (D5)I'm (E)happy to be (D5)(E)your back (D5)door man.

done dirt cheap.

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

(E5)Done (D5)dirt (E5)cheap!

(E5)Done (D5)dirt (E5)cheap!

Dirty deeds!

(E5)Done (D5)dirt (E5)cheap!