Darling Nikki sing and play along

I knew a girl named Nikki.

I guess U could say she was a sex fiend.

I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.

She said, "How'd U like 2 waste some time?"

And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.

She took me 2 her castle and I just couldn't believe my eyes.

She had so many devices, ev'rything that money could buy.

She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line."

The lights went out and Nikki started to grind.

The castle started spinning, or maybe it was my brain.

I can't tell U what she did to me,

but me body will never be the same.

Her lovin' will kick your behind.

She'll show U no mercy, but she'll sho'nuff,

sho'nuff show U how 2 grind.

I woke up the next morning.

Nikki wasn't there.

I looked all over;

all I found was a phone number on the stairs.

It said, "Thank U for a funky time.

Call me up whenever U want 2 grind."

Come back, Nikki, come back.

Your darling little Prince wanna grind,

grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind,

grind, grind.