Chew It

I (C)only have one dream in life;

(G)there's (Am)very (Em)little (F)to it:

(A7)to (Dm)own one stick of lifelong gum (A7)and (Dm)all life long (D7)to (G)chew it.

I'd (Gm7)chew it all through (C7)childhood;

(Bb)I'd (A7)chew it when I (F#dim7)wed!

If (C)I survived to (Em7)(Am7)ninetyfive, I'd (Dm7)chew it (G7)till I'm (C)dead!

But (Dm7)this gum here's much better than that one;

(Cmaj7)this gum here is a threecourse dinner.

(F)Peasoup, roast beef, and (Gm6)blueberry (A7)ice cream.

(Fm6)Blueberry (G7)is the (C)(G7)nicest (C7)ice cream.

You (F6)may feel (F#dim7)fat, but in (C)fact,

(Bb7)you're (A7)thinner, (Dm7)(A7)even (F)(D7)after a (F)(G7)threecourse (Dm)(C)dinner!

(G7sus4)Yo, (Gm7)Violet, you're so (C7)busted.

(Bb)That (A7)gum is gonna (Dm)do it!

(F#dim7)Her (C)candy fame gone (Em7)down the (Am7)drain.

I (Dm7)asked her (G7)not to (C)chew it!

(Em)Too late, Willy!

Nothin' to it!

(Fmaj7)'Cause I know just how to chew it!

(Em)There is no need to poohpooh it!

(Fmaj7)All I have to do is do it!

(Dm7)Violet, it's so (G7sus4)bad for (G7)you!

Yo, (Cmaj7)Violet, dude, you're (A7sus4)turning (A9)blue!

(Dm7)Violet, what you (Fm6)gonna do?

Just (C)stand there singing (Em7)"Am I Blue?"

(Dm7)Yes, she's (Em7)turning (Fmaj7)blue, it's (G)true.

Poor (Bbmaj7)Violet, (A7)you are (Fm6)now bright (A7)blue.

That (Dm7)rotten lousy (G7sus4)gum, I (G)knew it!

(Em7)Blueberry blue and (A7sus4)fat as (A7)suet.

(Ab7)Yuck! I (G)guess I (B)blew (C)it!

(Eb)Blew (E)it!

(D)Blew (Eb)it!

(Ab7)Blew it!!!