Along Came Bialy sing and play along

They were helpless, they were hopeless then along came

Bialy! They were joyless, they were boy less,

then along came

Bialy! They're my angels, I'm their devil,

and I keep those embers aglow.

When I woo 'em, I can't lose 'em,

'cause I cast my spell 'n' they start yellin' fire down below!

They were listing, they were sinking,

then along came Bialy!

They were desp'rate, they were drinking,

then along came Bialy!

So romantic, they were frantic, then their prayers were heard up above.

Heaven sent them

their Bialy!

I'm the celebration of love!

Life had passed us by and love had stolen away.

At the end of our rope,

we'd given up hope of one last roll in the hay.

Dis carded dolls, abandoned wrecks condemned to a life of sitting and knitting,

when all we really wanted was sex!

We were listing, we were sinking,

then along came

Bialy! We were desp'rate we were drinking then along came

Bialy! So romantic, we were frantic,

then our prayers were heard up above.

It's Bialy, hail Bialy!

He's the culminnation, the restoration, the consummation,

the titilation, ejaculation, he's the celebration of love!